What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

He : I'm 24.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Why can't hot girls date ugly guys? I am ugly but I want an attractive girlfriend

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

What do most wives fantasize about?

Me : Because it's month of August.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Have you ever lied to your family? What were the circumstances?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Why do women have sex with dogs?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

What are the reasons for your political affiliation with the Democratic party? What are some aspects of the party that you support and some that you do not?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Me : I don't drink coffee also

Why are there posts saying the T in LGBT should be dropped? With what is happening in the US and beyond against the trans community cause for concern that if this is accepted could it be deemed acceptable to start on the LGB community again?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

What legal actions can be taken if a neighbor's unleashed dog causes harm or injury?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

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He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

My wife found I had been on Pornhub. She considers this adultery and wants a divorce. She hasn't touched me in over 6 years. What should I do?

Me : No

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Then let's have some coffee

Why didn't Taylor Swift do Taylor Swift (Taylors version)?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : Sure.

He : Tea ?

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Why can't my adopted sister accept she is not part of my family because she isn't related? Why can't she stop calling my parents mum and dad?

Me : I don't drink

Me : Thank you.